Sriracha workers, quit your bitchin!

A California Sriracha production factory is facing some serious charges after workers have complained of their eyes and throat burning while packaging the spicy Sriracha sauce prompting the City Council to consider shutting down the factory.


My question is, what about all of the innocent people who just want their Sriracha? They didn't do anything to suffer the loss of one of their favorite hot sauces. I don't see the people at the liquid ass production facility complaining, Sriracha workers, so I don't think you should be. I'm sure the liquid ass factory is a circle of hell deeper than you are. I can only imagine what sorts of things are burning in their facility, not to mention I'm sure they walk around all day smelling of ass.

You knew your job was to suffer the physical and mental torture of making this hell sauce. Someone has to sacrifice their eyes and throat for the pleasure of the rest of society! If you really must protect your eyes and throats then get gas masks or something (they are super chic), but don't stop producing our Sriracha! How will any of us survive without being able to put hot sauce on things? Even Adam and Eve had hot sauce. It's totally in the Bible, look it up. It's our religious right to have hot sauce on whatever we want regardless of whether your eyes are being slowly burned out of your skulls!

Seriously, stop being such little bitches or I'm gonna start a plea to the City Council for you to lose your gloves privileges.
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